Mad Ave Massacre
Sell out. Cash in. Survive the advertising industry in this ruthless, card-based management simulator.
Download on the App StoreFree to Play • Contains Unethical IAPs • Satire
Sell out. Cash in. Survive the advertising industry in this ruthless, card-based management simulator.
Download on the App StoreFree to Play • Contains Unethical IAPs • Satire
Welcome to Mad Ave Massacre. Balance your Finances, Clout, Staff, and Creative Soul by drawing your way through hundreds of cutthroat industry scenario cards. Will you become a revered indie darling or a soulless holding company tycoon?
Play as a scrappy Indie Agency trying to win clients without going bankrupt, or play as a bloated Global Holding Company looking to gut rival agencies for spare parts.
Draw hundreds of randomized scenario cards. Defend against PR crises, pitch Big Pharma, lay off creatives, and choose whether to sell out to the highest bidder.
When acquiring rival agencies, the choice is yours: Merge them to slowly absorb their talent, Gut them for spare parts and immediate cash, or let them run wild in Chaos mode and see what happens to your stock price.
Spend $4M of your agency's cash to enter the Creativity Awards. Will you win the Grand Prize, or will you get disqualified for submitting a fake app?
Use real money to buy deeply unethical in-game cheats. Buy a "Best Places to Work" award, bribe an awards jury, or call your trust fund to bail you out of bankruptcy.
Track your industry dominance. View every client you've successfully pitched in your Rolodex, manage acquired rival agencies in your Asset Portfolio, and gaze at your glorious (or fraudulent) awards in the Trophy Case.
Sync your soul-crushing milestones with Apple Game Center. Compete on the global endurance leaderboard, and unlock hidden achievements for fully exhausting the game's darkest mechanics.
Tired of normal subscriptions? Pay us real money to triple the amount of unskippable ads you see, but earn a cut of the in-game ad revenue for your agency.
It's a card-driven strategy and management simulator heavily inspired by the toxic, hilarious, and absurd realities of the modern advertising industry.
No. Any resemblance to actual executives, holding companies, real-world brands, or awards shows is purely coincidental and protected as parody and satire.
Winning depends entirely on which corporate ladder you choose to climb:
Survival is brutal, and failure comes in many forms depending on your path:
Absolutely. But they aren't just for winning. You will earn standard Apple Game Center badges for acquiring rival agencies, surviving Q4, and taking home a trophy at Cannes.
However, you also unlock achievements for failing in spectacular, catastrophic ways—like missing payroll, triggering a mass employee mutiny, or getting escorted out of the building by your own Board of Directors. There are also several highly classified, hidden achievements reserved for players who push the corporate machine to its absolute breaking point.
Because it's a game about advertising! You can remove them by subscribing to the "Ad-Free SaaS Tier" via The Fixer.
Welcome to the Premium Ad-Max Tier—the ultimate corporate sellout move. By purchasing this subscription, you agree to suffer through three times as many unskippable ad breaks. In exchange, your agency receives a massive 5x in-game cash multiplier payout every time an ad finishes playing. It is terrible for your personal sanity, but fantastic for your agency's quarterly earnings.
No. Consumable cheats like the "Mandatory Pizza Party" or "Generative AI Pivot" are strictly limited to a single playthrough to keep the game balanced. Once you use them, they are locked until you start a new game.
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Last Updated: March 22, 2026
At HoneyWired, we generally prefer not to track you. However, to power the "Mandatory Ad Breaks," this game does utilize third-party ad networks.
This app uses Google AdMob to serve advertisements. AdMob may collect data (such as your IP address, device identifiers, and location data) to serve personalized ads based on your interests. You can opt-out of personalized tracking at any time by navigating to your iOS device's Settings > Privacy & Security > Tracking and disabling permission for this app.
We use Apple's StoreKit to process transactions for our satirical cheats and subscriptions. Apple handles all payment processing securely. HoneyWired never sees, processes, or stores your credit card information.
Your core game progress, acquired assets, and unlocked trophies are saved locally on your device via UserDefaults. If you choose to log in with your Apple ID, your high scores and unlocked achievements will be securely synced with Apple's Game Center to participate in global leaderboards. To delete your local save data, simply delete the app from your device. You can manage your Game Center data directly within your Apple ID settings.
Aside from the Google AdMob SDK mentioned above (which powers the ad breaks), we do not integrate any other third-party tracking, crash reporting, or behavioral analytics SDKs into this app.
Due to the mature, satirical nature of this game—which includes references to alcohol, gambling, and unethical business practices—Mad Ave Massacre is not directed at or intended for children under the age of 17. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children.
Mad Ave Massacre is a work of fiction and satire. The scenarios, companies, events, and situations depicted are meant for entertainment purposes only and do not represent actual business advice. Any resemblance to real persons or actual corporate entities is purely coincidental.
Certain features, referred to in-game as "The Fixer", require real money purchases. Virtual goods and advantages (like "In-Game Funds" or "Clout") hold no real-world monetary value, cannot be exchanged for actual currency, and cannot be transferred outside of the game environment.
If you purchase an auto-renewing subscription (such as the "Ad-Free SaaS Tier" or "Premium Ad-Max Tier"), the following terms apply in accordance with Apple's guidelines:
To the maximum extent permitted by law, HoneyWired LLC shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss of profits or revenues, whether incurred directly or indirectly, resulting from your access to or use of the application.
Intellectual Property: "Mad Ave Massacre", the Mad Ave Massacre logo, and all related characters, artwork, and game assets are trademarks and the exclusive intellectual property of HoneyWired LLC. You may not distribute, modify, or reproduce any part of the game without explicit written permission.
Mad Ave Massacre is free to play but includes optional in-app purchases and auto-renewing subscriptions (such as "The Fixer" cheats and Ad-Free tiers) processed via your Apple ID. You can manage or disable in-app purchases and subscriptions directly within your Apple account settings. HoneyWired LLC is not responsible for unauthorized purchases made by minors or third parties on your device.
Due to its mature themes and dark corporate satire, Mad Ave Massacre is intended for audiences aged 13 and older. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under the age of 13. If you are a parent or guardian and believe your child has provided us with personal data, please contact our support team.
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